Alain Motherfucking Reid

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  1. alainreid

    alainreid New Forum Member

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    I. General Questions
    • What is your steam name? AlainReid
    • What is your steam ID? 76561197973830578
    • How old are you? (We require members to be at least 18 years old) A lady never tells...
    • What sort of games do you play? I like to bury my negative feelings deep down until the number of things bothering me is too much, then I bring it all up at once at exactly the wrong time and then run away but expect you to follow me, if you don't I get drunk and fuck your friends one at a time until I can see that you are fat and depressed and have no hope of ever getting back on track relationship-wise; and minecraft.
    • What was your first gaming experience? It was either peek-a-boo or that one with the nose.
    • What are your best qualities? Most def my penis size. It's not so big that it hurts or hits the back too much, but it is big enough to generate the appropriate amount of excitement. It's like when you've had all the different hamburgers from different restaurants in town and find your favorite and it's not the biggest one but it's the one with the best meat that is just the right size. That hamburger is a lot like my penis, both metaphorically and literally.
    • What other hobbies do you have aside video games? Sometimes I also like to play video games.
    • What made you think that joining a server called Fucked in the Head was a good idea? Merlin convinced me and I think he's a pretty cool dude.
    • If someone is being a douchenozzle on the server what would you do? I would probably low key insult him in some passive aggressive pretentious way that would fly under his radar but someone else will get it and we will low key insult them together, until they leave, to nobody else's amusement other than our own.

    II. Fun Questions
    • What is the security code on the back of your debit/credit card? 208998628034825342117067982148086513282306647093844609550582231725359408128481 117450284102701938521105559644622948954930381964428810975665933446128475648233 786783165271201909145648566923460348610454326648213393607260249141273724587006 606315588174881520920962829254091715364367892590360011330530548820466521384146 951941511609433057270365759591953092186117381932611793105118548074462379962749 567351885752724891227938183011949129833673362440656643086021394946395224737190 702179860943702770539217176293176752384674818467669405132000568127145263560827 785771342757789609173637178721468440901224953430146549585371050792279689258923 542019956112129021960864034418159813629774771309960518707211349999998372978049 951059731732816096318595024459455346908302642522308253344685035261931188171010 003137838752886587533208381420617177669147303598253490428755468731159562863882 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    • How do you take your meat? Usually in a foam tray wrapped in cellophane.
    • Coke or Pepsi? Pizza
    • What’s your favorite ice cream flavor? Anything where the total volume of not ice cream stuff is as much or more than the total volume of the ice cream itself.
    • If you could have dinner with any celebrity or famous person, what would you eat? Anne Hathaway
    • If you could be any fictional character, who would you be and why? Sean Connery.
    • What is your favorite song? Por Ti Volare
    • When you draw with crayons, do you stay inside the lines? The lines of my stomach.
    • What is your favorite adjective? WHAT THE FUCK IS AN ADJECTIVE!!!! oh those things, I guess "snazzy"
    • Would you join the Aunt Jemima Cockforce? I wouldn't join any club that would have me as a member.
    • Do you know who this is? Rick Flair's grandfather?
    • If you could create one question that wasn’t on this questionnaire what would it be and how would you answer it? If we were making a movie poster for the FITH TF2 server, what would the testimonial quote be on the poster?

      III. Serious Question
      Give us a reason why you would make a good FITH member? I can play while being drunk.
     
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  2. alainreid

    alainreid New Forum Member

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    I will endorse this applicant. He's been around for awhile, makes a bunch of friends, and it's fun to hear him piss off Clutch.
     
  3. Thor The Pink

    Thor The Pink One hammer Two hammer Three hammer THOR!

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    Ah, I am not sure how secure some digits of pi are. I have always preferred "1 - 7 - 3 - 4 - 6 - 7 - 3 - 2 - 1 - 4 - 7 - 6 - Charlie - 3 - 2 - 7 - 8 - 9 - 7 - 7 - 7 - 6 - 4 - 3 - Tango - 7 - 3 - 2 - Victor - 7 - 3 - 1 - 1 - 7 - 8 - 8 - 8 - 7 - 3 - 2 - 4 - 7 - 6 - 7 - 8 - 9 - 7 - 6 - 4 - 3 - 7 - 6 - Lock"
     
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  4. PongQ

    PongQ Well-Known Forum Member

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    Hey Carnac, what is your answer?
     
  5. Donald Draper

    Donald Draper Well-Known Forum Member

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    FITHSTATS
    STEAMID

    Fun fact - at nearly 56 days worth of connected time, he's the third most tenured non-FITH player on the server (of those accounts currently active on hlstats). Bonus ducks if you can guess the top two without looking.

    Perhaps most importantly, in all that time he has played exactly 15 minutes of spy. Well done.

    Now on to the HR business. This is the part where I tell you to add admins and other members to your friends list. I also tell you that it can take quite some time to get an R tag while people get to know you. The best way to get people to remember who the hell you are is to shamelessly pocket medic anybody with a huge e-peen (generally denoted by {HR}).

    Good luck on this epic quest. Godspeed.
     
  6. Klive

    Klive Active Forum Member

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    Hey Alain, remember that time when you were working on a major science project for work, but then your kids played around with it, and then they almost got kill by that kid who was mowing the lawn, and then we were all sad that the giant ant died, but then we all learn a valuable lesson about family?

    Yeah, good times. Love that guy, 10/10. Give him my spot if you need too
     
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  7. Significant Otter

    Significant Otter Active Forum Member

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    Took you long enough, Alain!
     
  8. Thor The Pink

    Thor The Pink One hammer Two hammer Three hammer THOR!

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    +1 from me. Good guy.
     
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    Wolfman Well-Known Forum Member

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    The Broodwich Forum Member

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    +1
     
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  11. alainreid

    alainreid New Forum Member

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    Whoa! That totally reminds me of the time that you were a baby and our planet was going to blow up so I put you in a spaceship and just sent you in some random direction with no food. I've always wondered what happened to you after that. Turns out I was wrong and our planet is just fine.
     
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  12. alainreid

    alainreid New Forum Member

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    I'm gonna guess Mastermind and Miles Teg (or maybe Bombpalm?).
     
  13. alainreid

    alainreid New Forum Member

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    I just checked. I was wrong (kinda).
     
  14. PongQ

    PongQ Well-Known Forum Member

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    I will guess Slappy and MooCow.
     
  15. PongQ

    PongQ Well-Known Forum Member

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    I am kinda half right.
     
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